Kitty MC (Masturbating Cat)


You might not be able to tell by the sweet look on his face, but Kittums is an avid masturbator. When he was young, I'd often wake up to find Kittums straddling my leg, bumpin' and a-grindin'. Yuck! Not on my leg please. After he got fixed, he wasted no time in resuming his autoerotic lifestyle. Now he can frequently be found straddling the pile of blankets on my bed, gripping the edge of the blanket between his teeth. (Although once he got my friend Heather's arm.) When he senses an intrusive presence, sometimes he'll stop out of embarrassment, but otherwise, he'll just go at it. Right on, Kittums!



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